Sunday, January 3, 2010

Joke: The Indian

A college student is heading home during a break and is waiting at the airport. While walking around he notices an Indian holding a sign that reads, "I never forget, ask me anything. $5."
He's curious so he walks up and randomly asks the Indian, "What did you have for breakfast on April 13, 1980?"
The Indian simply replies, "Eggs."
He decides the answer isn't worth paying for so he decides to just walk off.
About 10 years later the kid, now a cocky businessman, ends up in the same airport with some of his buddies. He sees the same Indian, without the sign, and doesn't recognize him. As a joke to all his friends, while passing, he raises his hand and says, "How."
The Indian looks at him and replies, "scrambled and now you owe me $10."

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